This is jut now a thing in NYC? We don’t really have an urban cycling culture, but around here every other roadie on the multi-use trail is blasting dad rock on a bluetooth speaker. 

I can’t actually remember them, but I used to have a few Bosnian co-workers and I’m pretty sure every Slavic curse is somehow related to mom-fucking.

When I was an intern, I sat next to this guy who really liked making loud personal calls. And he wasn’t the kind of person to have human relationships, so most of the time it wasn’t a personal call as much as him bitching out some poor schmuck at Amazon or something.

Yeah idk what this guy is going on about. I’m def a disaffected millennial with a beard, but I keep it trimmed neat and I have it because I like how it looks on me, not because I’m sticking it to the man or whatever the fuck. 

Yeah when I worked in foodservice it was always “you can have a beard but you have to wear a beard net if it’s longer than 1cm long” and I def didn’t want to bother with that so I kept mine short.

Yeah, you think fast food employees actually know anything about the products they sell? 

Just because you're allowed to punch somebody in the head and not the nuts in boxing doesn't mean headshots are clean physical basketball.

Players are able to force trades because there’s nothing in the contract saying you can’t be disgruntled. The Thunder could’ve said “no” to PG and made him play, they just decided it’s be better to have assets than a superstar that didn’t want to be there. PG would only be in breach of his contract if he straight up…

I still feel guilty because I sometimes used the meat slicer at one of my high school jobs. The law was that you had to be 18. Violating liquor service laws seems like something they’d come down on a little (a lot) harder though.

I don’t really blame San Diego for not building them a new stadium and I guess LA was just the most convenient. If they can’t find a city that actually gives a shit about them, the league should just contract them and one of the Florida teams and call it good. (I know this won’t happen, but a team without fans is just…

What the fuck.

They really are. But also I shared them between four people, which seems like the normal thing to do when you order an appetizer. Maybe I’m naive.

I was most surprised by the pancakes. From the picture, it just looks like a few big pancakes with a lot of syrup, which yeah, unhealthy, but not a day’s worth of calories.

The Sonic milkshake didn’t surprise me at all because it’s fucking 32oz. I just hope no human actually orders it in that size.

I accidentally bough a box of the “snack” size ones. I don’t actually eat anything other than nuts in that small of a portion. But they’re great for little household things like that.

From my understanding it has less to do with the (non)limitations of the medium and more to do with gaming the streaming charts and getting that sweet fraction of a cent royalty for every track.

I’ve listened a few times, I really enjoy the vibe and the production. My main complaint is that it’s so damn long it kinda all blends together, but maybe that's on me.

Lol, his name is still Aubrey, it’s not like he’s deadnaming him or something by not using his shownbiz name.

It’s kinda semantics. His previously released works were theoretically downloadable for free (even though everyone streamed then anyway) and I guess that’s what made them “mixtapes.” But they obviously had fantastic original production, cohesive themes, big name features, etc so I’ve always considered them albums. And…

You’re not imagining things, it was contracted out for a while. From my understanding they greatly increased distribution and broke ground on a major expansion at around the same time, but a lot of the canned stuff was contracted out while the new digs got completed. Even the 4-packs of PS we got in central Iowa was…