My state let's you renew drivers licenses online every other time, but you have to use the old picture.

My ID photo is from literally 9 years ago when I had completely different hair. I really need to get it updated since it’s been very closely scrutinized a few times.

I distinctly remember having my weight on at least one of my old licences, but I’m not sure if it was the previous generation of IDs in my current state or if it was from the state I lived before.

I have a strange fascination with those ID books. It was my boredom reading when I was working overnight at a casino. So many countries still have very primitive IDs and even more look like they were designed by an 8-year-old even if they have plenty of security features.

I’m still in my 20s and it’s already exhausting. 

I live in central Iowa and I think it’s hilarious/awesome that we went from Toppling Goliath still being pretty hard to come by to Pseudo Sue being available at every suburban convenience store in the span of three years.

Yeah around here the local midrange supermarket chain also has the best beer selection. Even most convenience stores have some really good stuff anymore. Maybe that’s just pedantic though when we kinda know what it means.

I like eating cream cheese and ham on tricsuits. Nice sodium bomb. I should try it with jalepenos though. 

Walking Tacos are Actually Good, but they’re of course better when the filling is relatively-fresh well-seasoned beef and not mystery meat chili.

This was the Cardinals’ last playoff win as a franchise until January 1999; at 51 years and five days, it was the longest post-season win drought in NFL history.

Yeah I have no idea about Pitchfork but every festival I’ve been to (admittedly like. . . . three) had free water stations. One of them even gave out free reusable bottles.

Even when there’s separate rooms it’s still super-awkward. I don’t miss my last roommate situation. *Very* thin walls and our beds were both against the same common wall. 

I think it’s an everywhere thing now. I’m not even that old and it was never a thing for me, but everybody’s doin it for the ‘gram now.

I’m honestly kinda fuzzy on the legality of this? It’s obviously a rip-off, but the businesses don’t even have the same name.

Swearing is fine, I don’t really like the word “bitch” though, even if it’s barely a swear any more. Kinda has a gendered edge to it.

Oh geez, I hope they were at least using the non-emergency line to report this salacious unauthorized vendor.

Guess it depends on how much rolling credit you have. If you can put an emergency on a credit card and get the money back in checking in time to pay the bill, no harm done. 

Dropping dead from smoking doesn’t scare me, but I didn’t actually enjoy it that much? I mean, it felt good when I was drinking, but the habit quickly got out of hand. I don’t really regret quitting mostly because it’s expensive and made me smell bad and made me feel like a mild pariah anywhere that wasn’t a party or…

Trader Joe’s does some pretty okay curries and they always seem to be almost out when I’m there so they must be popular. I confess I’ve never really looked for them at my regular grocery store.

No doubt, anything from Hungry Man looks unappetizing but there’s all sorts of kinds of frozen meals out there.