I just saw on twitter than Candace Patton (Iris on The Flash) just tweeted to KJ that she was glad he was okay. It is very cute how tight the casts of all the CW Vancouver shows are.

Just because I want Archie to stop singing doesn’t mean I want Archie injured. Stay safe, kids.

If the studio demands they work from like 5 am to late at night why shouldn’t they have transportation available to them? Just because they are actors doesn’t mean they don’t deserve reasonable safety measures. I’m sure Jughead makes way more than I do but most of the cast of Riverdale are relatively unknown actors…

#LetArchieNap

The first one was like a less annoying Deadpool, yet still just as juvenile. If they ramp up the crazy shit like the church scene I might enjoy it though.

Sweet fuck, I didn’t even see this because of the new front page. I’m like a reverse prophet.

I am absolutely perplexed by the comments here. I can’t tell if people liked the movie or not.

Yeah it does get a bit tiresome. One of the first things we learned in ole Qualitative Analysis is that pretty much any work produced by a corporate system (i.e. a major studio) is, no matter how left wing or progressive in its message, fundamentally right wing and conservative in its ultimate intent, which is to make…

The word “stylish” in a movie review often means the plot is stupid, the acting is shit, but it’s pretty to look at.

I saw Jackson’s character in the first one as a pretty solid send up of wannabe technocrats like Peter Thiel or Mark Zuckerberg whose plans to save the world never seem to account for poor people. This, combined with the gleeful proto-WBC killing spree, makes me think it’s politics are more leftist than most of…

ENDLESS TRASH!

So when can we expect “Chicago: See Kingsman: The Golden Circle early and for free”? That always seems to coordinate perfectly with these movies that you guys don’t like.

Stupid movies need the most attention!

Stupid movies come out year round now.

As someone who felt both Kick Ass and the first Kingsman were fun enough but wildly over-hyped and uneven in tone and execution, this sounds exactly like what I was expecting it to be.

Stupid movie gets stupider sequel. News at 10!

Not sure if serious.

Ignaty, I love your reviews but can you just stop with the right-wing stuff about the first one? It’s fucking nonsense. One of the big climaxes of the movie was Colin Firth beating the crap of some proto Trump voters, you don’t have to shriek BUT THEY KILLED OBAMA over and over. It was a dumb fun movie and an equal…

Hold on, you’re saying this is trash? A Mark Millar based film?

Ugh, this guy doesn’t need a movie made about him.