I think you nailed it by indicting the fan base. I’m a pretty big fan of competition in general but I cannot get into the NFL at all (Super Bowl party? Nah, I’m good).

They won the game in the article. Baby steps.

Don't talk about my lawn; just stay off it.

I actually laughed out loud.

I'd rather exist in a world where we can laugh at things. Let those who are offended be offended while we all clink wine glasses and share jokes.

How does it "read as racist?" She has a typical accent and speech pattern of her region. 

Don't forget to stand in solidarity. 

If you include Biggie in your calculations, you'll see that number rise. 

If you or a loved one looked at the stock photo and saw a resemblance, get to a clinic immediately. 

Yet all over Los Angeles, bikers can be seen riding through the pedestrian traffic on sidewalks. Can't understand why everyone dislikes them. 

This is the comments section equivalent of a walk off grand slam in extra innings, and the reason why I read all of them.

Interestingly, I had an experience like this today. Dude put 4 jalapenos on my bowl. It seems as though this kid saw my previous comment and set out to prove me wrong. He succeeded, and now I have to find a new lunch spot for Tuesdays and Thursdays.

“Uber and lyft will still underpay their drivers.”

I like where you're going with this but if it's that simple, why do we have such a large government? There must be something else to it, so it's best if we just let them tell us what to do.

I don't think they'll be exempt; they're not exempt from the other tolls.

What about the time when NYC used eminent domain to build the Ashokan reservoir? Imagine the quality of life in NYC without it.

Don't spread the drive-thru info too much. One of my favorite activities is to guess which car in the line will be at the window by the time I have my coffee and am pulling out of the parking lot! 

All those parking lots just north of 60th St are about to adjust their rates accordingly. Nothing like a government-sponsored gift. 

“The Miami guard replied with a quick “nah” and said he already had someone to give it away to.”

Grip is a function of strength. I'm guessing you are not good at tug of war.