“With your credit, I can probably bring your monthly payment down a bit if we take a look at the 240-month option."

It would violate Uber’s rules but it would only require knowing someone with a driver’s account. A quick explanation of how their “normal vehicle” is in the shop would quell most complaints from customers as getting into a Range Rover is considerably favorable to getting into a beat up Camry. 

“It’s important for people to understand that this is for the fun of it. You won’t be able to jackhammer the grin off my face.”

The second time your friend said 'more,' my apron would be coming off. I guarantee those kids will give you free double meat every time you go if you are nice to them. It's really not that hard.

Roast beef at Subway? I always thought that was dragonfly wings. You should have been grateful they didn’t load it up.

The low-rated fast food joints usually leave me with a good story afterwards. I seek them out when I have time.

Not necessarily. They might have used it as an Uber for a few days. 

Small world! I used to live a block away from from Wilshire near Good Samaritan. There is definitely a lot of land used solely for vehicles, but that area actually made me fall in love with walking everywhere because of how many cars there are. Walking between downtown and Dodger Stadium was one of my favorite parts…

You’re the only person I know of who can hold onto money from a 40+ year old heist. I also used to work in aviation but don't have any fur coats left to show for it.

Your finacial discipline is underappreciated. Enjoy your NSX; you’ve earned it.

If the collector had the funds for a 40+ car collection, I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest he didn’t miss out on much.

Hopefully he signed up for the Earl Scheib newsletter. They always have pretty good deals this time of year.

90% of our usable land?

It won't bring the prices of electric cars down at all if, as you say, everyone wants one. Is that what you meant to say?

Next time, I’d strongly recommend taking a boat. From Detroit, a quick float across Lakes Erie and Ontario lead you to the Erie Canal and thento the Hudson River, which would be your best bet. If you have some extra time, the St. Lawrence River offers unparalleled beauty, but requires a higher degree of skill. After…

It’s interesting to blame capitalism so soon after proving that you don’t understand capitalism:

The prices will reflect people’s willingness to pay for something, as is the case with all things in a free market. If you don’t like the price, don’t buy it.

“I know what I have here.” ~Mecum

Toyota also had a hydrogen fuel vehicle. I’ve seen a total of 1 in real life.

I’m pretty sure there is a decent amount of evidence against using microwave ovens, especially when reheating food in plastic containers.