Oh they could put it on Jezebel. The rape culture-y way he waited in that airport. The bigoted way he exercised race and gender privilege. This is a big T-bone steak for Jezebel. Uh-oh, I just wrote “bone”; the Jezzies are gonna “pile on” me now. I regret nothing!

“It was at this point I strongly considered asking my boyfriend for a vasectomy so I would never be in charge of a teen.”

Jeter Christ? I knew they had it spelled wrong all this time, I just knew it!