Agree. The manufacturer knows what’s in our and societies best interests when it comes to using their products. I started smoking long ago because the folks at RJ Reynolds knew what’s best. I stopped smoking when I stopped believing them. Am I wrong?

Why don’t you get stars with your rational and insightful comments? 

If you need to stand and have your lazy ass transported around like a slug, I suggest you get a wheelchair. Better yet, stay home and have everything delivered to you modern human need of convenience self.

Notice how everyone else has lots of stars with their comments and only you (being ironically the smartest person here) have little or none. Funny how that works, huh?

Yup. If my only viable resource is an escalator, then I walking up that slow moving, lazy human contraption as much as I can, and no I’m not going to the other end of the building to use the stairs to get to the store/office right above me.

Slow walking is why we have so many overweight people. Like they are deathly afraid if they raise their blood pressure 1 point they’ll actually burn a calorie or two. Slow walkers crossing the street or parking lot are the worst. I stopped to let you cross (when I really didn’t have to as there was no cross walk and/or…

Lol. This is a video for people with basically nothing to move, right? I think I have more AV cabling than most people could fit into a small hatchback and if I were to use these “nifty” approaches to packing my home I’d have to start packing now if I plan on moving in two years.

Just tell them that was a dark time in your life and mention something about opiates and being sexually confused. They’ll relate.

Nope. You can turn a perfectly fine and loving relationship into a shit show with the marriage caveat attached. And no, being together isn’t the same as being married. That’s like people who try to compare having dogs to having kids. The heavy shadow and connotation that marriage casts is bigger than just “we’re…

Sound advice from a future hermit with lots of cat fur on his clothes.

Also this:

Give everyone hand crank windows again and that silly modern inconvenience will vanish real quick.

This isn’t what irks me the most about window buttons. The most annoying thing is the windows lock button that on some cars locks the drivers window too. Who would want that? “I simply can’t trust myself to not put the window down so I’m locking myself out”. All it should ever do is lock the rear windows in a 4 door…

Anyone who can’t operate a riding mover in their own yard while having a beer has more important Darwin issues to deal with. You about you? Can’t trust yourself around beer and anything more dangerous than a TV remote? Maybe alcohol isn’t for you.

Half this country would have never been built.  

The whole reason for owning a riding mower is to drink a beer as you mow the lawn. Of course a judge who has no idea what mowing the lawn is, and has his/her illegal landscapers do it, can’t understand this.

How did they get an all black jury to get a decision that fast? What’s that...they weren’t all black? So all white people aren’t evil? Nah nah nah, that just can’t be. That’s gotta hurt some brains around here.

Yup. The problem I find is they ask you once way too early to give an answer and then you never see them again until the check arrives. Never had the “every few minutes” treatment and I’ve eaten out in this country a lot longer than this newb, but then again I’m not a self-important anti-social who is bothered by a…

Yeah, I hate that. Sometimes they come right after you started your appetizer or salad and you want to tell them “I don’t know how everything is, I’ve only had one thing...get back to me when I’ve had the chance to actually try the main course.”

“We had confirmation from Nurburgring officials that Tesla had not contacted them about track time. Either for testing or to set a record prior to the cars landing in Germany.”