Better check the current car listings if you think you are getting a “non-abused” 914 for this price.

FYI: New wheel bearings for this are $25.

Even though one of the best decisions I ever made was to not buy a POS 914 as a first car back in the 80's, which would have left me working on it daily and never having a social life, let alone a car to get me to work, I kinda like this one especially seeing as how these mostly awful cars are now going for big…

This guy.

Common sense is obviously over-rated.

Ya’d think if they were able to travel interstellar, humanity’s understanding of the technology and physics needed would be akin to a dog figuring out the mechanics and properties behind artificial refrigeration or how the internet works. I love it when smart asses (scientists and know it all’s in general) try to…

RADAR flare...or whatever helps people sleep.

I’d love this to work if only to remove the memories of the movie After Earth.

It’s not UFO’s people. UFO is a term that’s conveniently been associated with crazy people and not to be taken seriously because you know...UFO. Woo woo! If you want to be taken seriously and better yet, are a government employee, you use the term UAP or risk life changing discrimination for being a tin-foil hat…

Until you don’t get carded and life comes crashing down around you.

For the exact same thing (brand and model)? Typically their member prices are better in that case, or at least no worse than everyone else’s, and if it’s not the same, theirs is better quality, hence the higher price. 

This is true. They contract out shipping on large heavy items to local delivery companies and until you have already paid, many times you don’t know the delivery date, because even they can’t tell you until later that day or even the next. On some items they will give you an estimate on delivery time based on you zip…

You’re exaggerating a bit but we get it.

Yup.

No $1.50 hot dogs, but I was able to get a new range/oven delivered to my house from Costco online after cross shopping them against the other online appliance outlets. Also bought a Dyson vac from them that way.

You could buy a few NSX’s for what this cost.

You can buy a car with Affirm?

I know. They should have put them in 40's with a complimentary brown bag design.

Everyone knows real beer is opened with one of these:

Hate to break it to you but we’ve been at peak craft for a couple years now. In my rural area, even traditional dry towns that can’t sell alcohol in stores or restaurants somehow have brew pubs that are allowed to sell beer in small batches. Can’t get bourbon or a 6-pack of domestic, but I can get a growler filled, or…