Oh this is Jalop crack, not crack pipe. I wouldn’t touch it because I’m rational and 279k miles, 1992, and turbo used in one sentence makes me nauseous, no matter what the make, but the majority of you I’m sure would give a kidney for it.     

Only poors shop at Old Navy. Poors with weight issues who desire extreme vanity sizing to feel better.

Fact: The best mimosa’s are made with OJ and PBR. Look it up.

I wonder if he’s a squirter. 

Of course she can afford more? Having a Range Rover doesn’t mean she can afford it either. Probably a majority of the country drives cars they pay for, but really can’t afford. Probably the real reason she wants out of the RR is it’s too expensive to own and maintain, not because it’s something she doesn’t like. but…

“She chose to share the fact that she was blonde. I don’t know why she did that.”

Yup. Body shops and shady detail shops get them for cheap with the rubber from these thieves and charge the customers about 15% off dealer price, so it’s a bargain for them. They hassle of getting the tires off, getting rid of the tires (because who’s got time to try selling just tires...and where do you keep them?)…

Sure, and when I’m on the side of the interstate in another state and the nearest parts store is 20 miles away, I’ll be sure to remember that.

You and me and probably a lot of people.

Locking lugs are satan’s work.

I’ve never bought or seen a car from the factory with locking lugs, especially Chevy’s. Locking lugs are always a dealer accessory they try to sell you always with the etched glass scam, for security.

You can make that in 3 months fishing crab in the north Atlantic. Considering death is a common probability, what’s riskier?

You can get that time but selling Oxy too, making a hell of a lot less.

I saw on my local new last night there’s a guy going into the convenience stores and stealing packs of Red Bull and using someone driving a getaway car to help. That’s low risk crime. This is robbing Fort Knox in comparison. 

So you’re saying Capitalism is flawed? Intriguing. 

Nothing like letting a company do it’s own private testing on it’s components they are selling you and believe the test results are factual “Well, if you say so...you shouldn’t lie to us right? Of course being NASA - they being a government agency - they know first hand how this is acceptable practice. Wouldn’t want…

Yeah, I’m just going to move over here where it’s just a little bit cooler. Don’t want to move any further because someone might steal it.

Looks like he was praying to it or warming his hands by the fire. Seriously, is he insane?

Because the S2000 is still a superior car.