As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

+.357 Magnum

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

You’ll notice that people aren’t really on board the “stick to sprots” train if it’s a political viewpoint they agree with. Because what they’re really saying is “I don’t like being confronted by anything I don’t like”.

Dunno, it seems like a pretty good position to me. Refusing to take orders from a remora piece of shit like Dana White is the right move, every time.

Sure, which is why (I would speculate) McGregor is refusing to do it. “You need me more than I need you for your biggest show ever, and I’m perfectly willing to blow it up both because I don’t really want to fly from Iceland to hype the card and because I want to show I’m the real boss here” is a reasonable position.

Dwight Howard Scouting Report

Caught the whole thing right Deron video.

Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

To the average everyday white person who doesn’t consider themselves racist or superior in any way (everyone is racist to some degree but few people understand or accept that) they see the message as Only Black Lives Matter or maybe Black Lives Matter More.

Idiot. Any white person who takes two seconds to think about can understand what Black Lives Matter is about. But sure, go ahead and blame BLM for not being the nice negroes you want them to be.

As always, the black community has to spell out, in small words, why they deserve to be treated as people. And for the record, the average white person in this country is served poorly by morons such as yourself defending the idea that they are idiots who cannot understand English. No, BLM are not “their own worst…

So these geniuses are following the movement so closely that they are noticing riots that never happened, analyzing the accuracy of various catch phrases and the backgrounds of the deceased, and yet in all their lives they are so hopelessly unaware of the civil rights movement in this country that they can’t…

This is a wholly dumb comment.

I can digit.

Every year teams go into the offseason looking to sign a big name and get people talking about them. They have these nice max deals all typed up and ready to go, then realize that Kevin Durant actually has no interest in ever playing in Atlanta or Milwaukee or whatever and so they have this blank contract just sitting…

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

...that Michael Jordan’s father was killed by the mafia due to his inability to pay off gambling debts