I was catching the very end of the game last night and they cut to the shots of previous MVP winners of the Thanksgiving game chowing down on turkey drumsticks. There’s Brady (spit it out after the shot), various linemen chomping away, Big Ben biting the wrong end. Then they show the ones for this year and I only had…

Every blade of that grass stands for the anthem though.

Surely this can easily be solved with a new publicly-funded billion-dollar stadium.

+1 Keyser Soze!!

Dak is a 4th round pick

it does really make you think...

Wait, you’re telling me an all-pro offensive line can make skill positions look a lot better than they are by opening up holes or giving plays more time to develop? I think I’ll need a few more decades to see if this is true.

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Exactly. He came into the perfect system last year and now that the o-line isn’t the best in the league and Zeke isn’t around, he’s struggling.

How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

i, likewise, demand answers for why the packers haven’t been as good since rodgers got hurt. i’m not saying obama’s behind all this, but i’m also not not saying obama’s behind this.

It would be awesome to think that Roger was getting his revenge by telling the officials not to call penalties on Dallas’s opponents. But the idea that Goodell could manage to pull off something that complicated beggars belief.

/Goes back to watching Loose Change on YouTube

Dak was exposed in the 1st Philly game last year, Vikes, and Giants. Focus on the run and make him beat you through the air with his arm. He can’t do it, his accuracy is shit and he has no confidence because of it. The message just got out to other teams this year.

Has Dak regressed or was he never really all that great to begin with but it balanced out due to a strong running threat?

Ever notice how the Thanksgiving turkey always tastes a little better when the Cowboys get their ass kicked that day? Especially this year..

I disagree. This can be a powerful life lesson for his son about making really stupid decisions and then following through on it.

Be sure your recliner is assembled properly.

And so, what has been a HIGHLY PLEASURABLE two weeks for anyone who loathes Dan Snyder—a hilarious collapse against these Saints, getting run out of their own stadium by fans of MY team—is personally tempered by the fact that I can’t bring myself to lord it over my own kid.