Plus, I’m a Sixers fan, man. Let believe in something and have a little hope for the first time in 3 bleak years

I vehemently disagree. This kid is a stud who can play (theoretically) 5 positions. The skilled point-forward is a rare and valuable commodity in today’s NBA, and with Simmons’ size, vision, athleticism and skill I think that he can be truly great player. I think Okafor is a good player, but I stand by the fact that…

I’m actually so excited to see him play. The Sixers finally have someone who looks legit, again. I don’t even care if they win. I just want fun and exciting basketball back in this city

It’s so disappointing to see a truly great player like Wade going down like this, although it makes sense from both sides. He had an excellent season, given his past (and frankly pretty damn good overall) and the Heat want to look forward and not hurt their future by putting legacy before competitiveness. Basically,…

FUCK YEAH THEY CAN FINALLY REALLY CHALLENGE FOR THAT 2010/2011 TITLE THEY’VE ALWAYS WANTED. In all seriousness though I would watch the shit out of that team if for nothing other than nostalgia

Manny Ramirez took a piss in the middle of a game once, I think

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Can we see more highlights of the deadspin staff Slack chat? I feel like that’s a gold mine

Have you guys ever read the University of Georgia club men’s lacrosse twitter? If not I highly recommend at least scrolling through it. They may be douchebro lacrosse players, but they are pretty funny about it

Oof. +1

Don’t forget the classic

The kid requested the full Frederic Weis experience

Wow. I’d actually not realized how many good point guards there are in the league. I mean, Steph deserves to be making more than all of them but still. That’s a lot of talent on that list. Wow

It’s just how I imagine Santa’s elves act all the time!

In other news, Malcolm Butler remains 1-for-1 in picking Super Bowls

Well?

I’ll take it

Sometimes when I’m feeling really sad I’ll just watch this video, listen to how excited Martin Tyler is, and simply smile and remember good things still can happen

Please please please please can we have the transcript of what I can only assume is copious amounts of shit talk toward Draper after this game? Please?

I would pay any amount of money for this. Literally any amount of money