The Toyota Camry is the least describable vehicle ever made. This is a 2005 model, and honestly I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between it and anything of its descendants for the last 10 years. It’s still a very good car, is extraordinarily reliable, and is completely inconspicuous. It is the perfect car to…

#bestcorpsesinbaseball

BUT CAN THE PUNCHLINE MELT STEEL BEAMS? Asking for a friend

#teamRocco4life

Every time he was sacked under a pile it would take him, like, 3 days to rise again

There’s a Plaxico Buress joke in here somewhere as well, but I’m not going looking for it. +1

*nods head in agreement and whispers “yes” to himself*

This is the most important note of all time

And Nick Foles has looked pretty damn good this year, so far. Especially compared to Bradford

I know the car itself isn’t perfect, but I still love this ad from Maserati. So unexpected and so well done

Why do the Broncos even bother with an offensive coordinator? Isn’t Manning essentially the play caller anyway? I don’t know if player coaches are illegal or not but if not, can they just officially name him as one now?

I want a definitive and running list of worst GMs in sports. Grigson has to make the top 5 right? Up there with Jeb York at least

I see the angle you’re getting at here

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. I want to go write my own now.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK GRONK IS AN AMERICAN TREASURE

I think the fact that their starting kicker tore his ACL and their backup completely sucks probably affected the decision as well

This is actually an excellent question to which I answer “no”

Simply because I know you’re right

This is the best