6gummybearsandsomescotch
6gummybearsandsomescotch
6gummybearsandsomescotch

Taking it too seriously. We all would like to be first, but sacrificing fun, tons of cash, and above all else, people’s safety just to shave a few seconds off your lap time is the worst thing you can do. There is a reason that you are not on the Formula 1 grid right now, so don’t compete like you are.

Came here exactly to say this. God damn it well done

/is disappointed

*goalkeeper immediately brought in by the Eagles for a workout*

Someone actually please explain this I’d like to know

Tom, do not challenge the insurance industry advertisers. There is no peak to the stupidity, as there can always be more to come

In other news, Drake has recently agreed to sign with Mavericks, saying “I’d never do that to you”

I’ve always wanted a car, something real fast, with CATCH ME written on the plates. I will spend 90% of my time on the road sitting on the shoulder handing over my license and registration

Glad Jason could shed some light on it

“I’m really broken up about this issue, and I wonder if it has the legs to go the distance”

“I’ve found my protégé”

Pictured: Donovan getting out of the car

That’s fair. Audi and Mercedes have been kind of leading that charge to the angry mouth styling and I agree it’s not perfect. I just like the lines of the cabin and the lights on them I think generally look superb. Also, on most I think the back end lines look fantastic and muscular. But to each his own

Fuck that looks like something out of a sitcom. I like imagining it with Charlie Day in there instead of the postman

I disagree with that. While the Audi lineup may be boring (seriously it makes Days of Our Lives look like the Super Bowl) it is based around a generally handsome shape. Plus the A7 is among the sexiest cars out there

“How much did that cost you?” -to any person who owns a nice car

I am convinced Pirlo will be able to play until he’s 60 because he never moves at anything more than walking pace. The fastest I’ve ever seen him move is jogging up to take a free kick. Yet somehow he is incredible...

I think I need a Bhutan jersey