I'm just hoping that this film reveals that the Mad Max series, Babe: Pig In The City, and the Happy Feet movies are all set in the same universe.

10 years? Dude, $450k would pay my rent for ~39.5 years.

Funny, my dinner plan for tonight is based on lentils, and will probably be followed by frozen yogurt for dessert.

"hahAHAH" is an insane villain laugh, straight up.

Or perhaps: Portraits of Purity Pledging Daughters With Their Creepy Dads

What makes this bit so ridiculous (in both the Conan Doyle and the remake) is that not only does he not know something so basic, but he therefore doesn't know middle school physics, either (which is really all you need to figure out that the earth orbits the Sun, just f=ma).

I was planning on making myself a burrito for dinner tonight; looks like I'll be making my first attempt at a quesarito.

View outside my apartment window in Hanover, New Hampshire:

Am I the only one who automatically imagined that cat to have Iliza Schlesinger's cat-voice?

As a somewhat flamboyant number theorist who loves both The Beatles and The Powerpuff Girls... I don't even know how to handle this information. It's like someone took Ringo, number theory puns, and everything nice, and then accidentally added some Chemical X.

1) Trying to gender segregate basic politeness is really messed up, yo. Why is so important that people not do this in general, that their gender must be limited to a particular pairing for it to warrant your approval?

The best piece of college advice I can give:

Janelle Monae is my hero.

I would definitely wear this on a t-shirt.

When Star Wars VII was announced, my first thought was to create a Wikipedia entry. I'd been beaten to the punch (someone made one at the same time as me and saved it first), but I got to be the one to add Episode VII to the Star Wars Template.

*curtsy*

And I felt talented for making an omelette this morning.

GHL is gangsta DHL. Duh.

It's a bag of butts.

I'm planning to build an RFID lock system for my apartment using an Arduino; I'll probably install this to streamline the process!