Wait until those Brits learn about other loud things, like rock and roll.

ICE vehicles also don’t lose up to half their effective range in cold climate.

“Klonked” is an underutilized term. God bless you for employing it.

I wish my life was so awesome that the biggest problem I had was whether or not other people were removing yellow plastic protective bits from their cars.

/cancels UberChopper request

Not a successful kidney transplant.

That’s amazing! I spent the same amount on my luggage!

This. Keep the Red Bull out of my whiskey and the boy-racer out of my Jag.

You wanna know what the best thing about tweels will actually be?

That’s what I could find in my area...

This would be goddamned evil.... and genius.

I call b.s.

Neutral: The FRANC

I thought those things were car-shaped Sony Walkmans or something at first. I like weird, obsolete technology. I’ve always wanted a telephone shaped like a Mazda RX-7, ‘cuz then it’d be a rotary phone.

Fancy Kristen only has a 4K TV? That’s positively proletariat!

PSA and JLR  we could have JALRPS  ?

Is that like calling your AA Sponsor to go out drinking?

I’m here to tell you that Hummer was good, and America should forgive it.

I think a movie car chase scene where they try to do all the crazy slides and whatnot of your typical movie car chase scene but have it go horribly wrong due to modern ESC would be great. Like a movie about aging ex-getaway drivers attempting one last big heist only to find that modern vehicles despite having twice…

My German is rusty.

As are most of my other things.