Aside from the 1min teaser, I refuse to watch because the car says Gas Monkey Cinnamon Tequila. That’s just wrong on so many levels.

CR has been junk for a long time now. I thought it might be heading that way when they bought Consumerist, which places more emphasis on sensationalism than actual truthtelling. And now look, the magazine’s emulating the junk-blog.

I had an STI once. Cleared it up with some antibiotics.

“I got to where the fire was and started skirting around it. It wasn’t all that harrowing, it just involved darting around traffic, riding on the shoulder, sliding in the gravel. The police, when I explained, let me go through.”

Holy shit if that ain’t the face of a woman who is expressing her displeasure in mouse dick (chocolate or otherwise)

Isn’t “slow your roll” a feature on a Wrangler? Do they still have crawler gears?

There is a Dame Bond. A BAMF at that.

“Rally Champion Promoted and High-Fived for Being Funny and Safe”

Driver being mooned: “WHAT?! AN ASS?!”

I feel like there is an Alfa Male joke to be made somewhere here...

Oh no. Honey Mustard is the devil’s work. There is Rhinegold’s Coarse German and there is Keen’s Hot. All others are weak pretenders.

Only one thing he can do. He needs to renovate his home to look like this!

Only a Jalop. =)

When push comes to shove, this guy is the winner in my eyes.

I believe pilots refer to this as “Flying for Lufthansa”

In what situation does an autonomous vehicle get pulled over?

Can’t wait for the Cummins fanboys to start with the decals mocking other electric car brands.

It’s the car for people who got thrown in the back of one upon arrest, and it imprinted on them. A sort of auto-Stockholm syndrome.

Original WW2 era Dodge Power Wagon. Willys gets all the attention. Show some love for it’s bigger cousin.

Time for Jeep to bring back the Jeepster.