That’s a clown question, bro

Exception to the rule.

Alternate Fox News Headline:

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

I must have missed that concert.

Yup. Sold. 100% getting a Giulia as my next car. Don’t care which one, I’ll get the most powerful one I can afford by then. 276 to the rear wheels is plenty enough for me if I can have 3 pedals.

Yeah, shes this generations Rosa Parks.

I liked Rex as coach of the Jets, but there’s no denying he’s now truly with his people.

That Doug Vaughn guy is really, really cute. Wow.

What kind of parents would let their teen daughter anywhere near Tyler Seguin?

Boy this articles are boring as shit and are just for the circle jerk crowd.

“until their make-believe party decides which unelectable jackass it’ll pretend to judge qualified for the presidency.”

Holy shit! Do you know what this means!?

I don’t care about the Cubs one way or another. Cubs fans? I actively root against their collective happiness.

This just reminded me at how amazing I thought GTA3 was at the time, played every inch of that game..

Fuck.

If this isn’t the ultimate manifestation of Lyndon’s Johnson’s Great Society, I don’t know what is…

Would’ve thought Nolan Ryan had better seats.