This won’t be popular, but I’m not a fan of these kind of things. They are contrived and sentimental and condescending. I’m all for inspirational stories where people overcome disabilities or setbacks with hard work and compete legitimately. The one legged wrestler, for example - everyone against whom he competed went…

Big deal. I just took a shit and I didn’t have to fight anybody or nothin.

Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

It’s weird that you focus on dogs wiping (or not wiping) their anuses. That’s really weird.

There are anti-dog trolls now?

But it makes perfect sense...

The STL-Today writers have started furiously masturbating at just the idea of the Op-Ed articles about sportsmanship and playing the game the right way.

Beast a la Mode.

Seahawk fans are mildly excited at the prospect of FEAST MODE!

I’m an MSU fan, and we blew our best shot at an NCAA title in years to Middle Tennessee fucking State. I was through with 2016 before anyone else

To your point, if anyone deserves to blow a 1 seed, it’s Kansas

It’s the Internet, you can curse here

Found the life of the party

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

He was really asking to get belted.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

The Mavs are extremely salty because they’ve been the better of the two teams (same state, conference, and division) for most of the last 20 years. Now that is decidedly not the case and, as the article notes, they just got their teeth kicked in by the Rockets for the fourth time this year (and first time since the…

[Touches envelope to forehead]