Even french houses flee from the battlefield.

He’s already beaten it traditional. The better question is why would you want to tell people how to enjoy their own playthrough.

[TIN FOIL THEORY ACTIVATE]

Every time this happens, I’m fascinated and confused.

I don’t like him or his shtick. But then again I’m an adult.

Give it up dude, this is like trying to explain to people that the plural of lego is lego and not legos, they just aren’t going to listen.

“Doesn’t look like anything to me.”

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

92.24.171.38, you’ve been bad! This server is host-92-24-171-38.ppp.as43234.net which is registered to Carphone Warehouse, so I guess we’ve got a UK cellphone user, no doubt driven insane by the looming prospect of a hard Brexit.

Please consult a dictionary and look up “joke.”

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

It explains why he has no backbone.

Attenborough or GTFO. I’m so tired of them giving us lackluster narration (by comparison) while BBC gets him. He’s the best and it’s his life’s work. We can handle the British accent damn it.

Dear Russia, After you finish hacking my emails, please shoot down a passenger plane.

Don’t worry. We’ve already dispatched one of our best men to handle it.