This seems really interesting but as ever when it comes to an EVE post im completely fucking lost. Can any one TL;DR ?

i thought it was a new geometry wars. got exceedingly giddy

when was the last time you went near one of these ‘ fresh water ‘ canals ?

100%

true story. my sister used to shag his son

i think what he’s getting at is because how he sees him self. it hurts to see these beautiful attractive people as he feels he will never get to know them or have a chance because of how he feels which leads to him feeling like utter shit. ultimately its how he feels but its expressed in that way.

always watch it on the BBC, there just isn’t any one better

quite a few people try this shit at my local. doesn’t sell food, just beer and for some reason people get pissy. try the customer is always right. Landlord just looks them in the eye, informs them that he always has business with loads of regulars and tells them to fuck off