Trump is a dummy.

Awesome. Stop embellishing shit. Either make the truth interesting, or don’t friggin’ bother making the movie.

I mean, by this logic MMA is dead too, right? This fight is gonna crush all of the other UFC ppvs as well, and they havent exactly been doing gangbusters this year so far.
In my opinion, as a more-than-casual-but-certainly-not-hardcore boxing fan, boxing is better than it’s been in a long time. We’ve already had two…

For the record, I didn’t say “Banks is racist.” I couldn’t name one film she’s been in without looking her up, so I obviously have no idea what she thinks or doesn’t about non-white people. I would, however, feel totally comfortable saying that she lives in a systematically racist society, one of the results of…

You have a very optimistic view of his earnings.

Meanwhile, Fat Albert and Old Weird Harold have signed a six-figure deal for a joint tell-all memoir and Jello has deleted all references to pudding from their social media accounts.

False. Everyone should own one of these beautiful bastards. But, seriously, spring for a compound, sliding saw. Far greater utility in that you significantly increase the range of cuts you can make.

False. Everyone should own one of these beautiful bastards. But, seriously, spring for a compound, sliding saw. Far…

Fuck him all the way to Hell.

You know Sessions internally was thinking...

“I must say I’m parched from all these truly offensive questions and innuendo. Hey boy can you fetch an mint julep and is that a negro woman talking to me like this?”

Hope to God she runs for POTUS. She gives NO fucks.

The real victims in the OJ saga were all the poor USC fans. Is there any respect for the sanctity of the Heisman Trophy anymore?

All that was missing...

And to think this fanatical scum bucket is the lesser of two evils when compared to Big Goldfish.

I wish John Elway had actual balls, not shriveled little prunes he tries to excite thinking of republican policies.. But he doesn’t. Instead he’s just a wife abusing dickhead who wont do what is best for the Broncos and instead leave us with a shitty QB while a decent one who just wants a chance is sitting out doing…

I mean, I don’t expect the likes of you to understand this, but his memos are not classified ergo cannot be leaked. They are his experiences. A conversation with the president is not a secret. Trump actually could have attempted to keep him from testifying using “executive privilege” as an excuse, except every legal…

You’re being annoyingly pedantic.

Shit like this doesn’t happen without something going on behind the scenes... Either there’s something personal causing Stoops to walk away, or there’s more cards to be revealed in this... Just seems really, really strange.

Thanks Obama!

She’s a very attractive white women who slept with quite a few comedians during her come-up in the early 90's......she’s here because of her career choices, not her actual comedic talent.