Who do I have to sell my kidney to in order to get away from this jackass?

Whitlock, pictured:

Thank you for this. They are literally drawing the line at “destruction of the human race.”

A picture of those who laughed after the POTUS* found out:

He played a hell of a pulling guard for the Celtics.

Thirsty vegans on Twitter have more chill.

NBA commissioner just asks to be proven wrong.

Are you serious? This is your takeaway? “How do we know they knew it was his house?” Jesus.

How long till Curt Schilling says he did it himself so he could play the victim card?
If this really happened someone would have seen it. There’s lots of people in LA.

“You didn’t see us racists electing as President a reality tv star completely unfit for any political position until you libtards elected a black guy, so really it’s your own fault.”

The reason to oppose the death penalty has nothing to do with the people who deserve it. It has to do with the people who don’t. We execute innocent people sometimes. It’s that fucking cut and dried. If you are for the death penalty, you are okay with the state occasionally getting it wrong and murdering innocent…

I would prefer NBC bring back that pedophile-catching show than see Megyn Kelly get a brand makeover.

Ha, if she had stayed at Fox she’d be Queen of the Mountain (is that a saying?) right now. O’Reilly gone. Hannity on thin ice. Their biggest name is Tucker Carlson! Plus, she could have stuck it to O’Reilly by taking his show.

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“Once Waddell was in the detainment room, the parade of suits began. He said he got in a nice, measured shot. “They’re all staring at me, trying to make it real serious. I know nothing is gonna happen here. So the guy’s like, ‘I hope you’re satisfied.’ And I said ‘Yeah, I do too.’ So that really ticked them off.”

“barkley rules, is a legitimately funny person, and has good insight. Shaq sucks, is tremendously unfunny, and just really, really sucks”

Chuck is phenomenally wrong with his take here. Shaq was the most dominant player on the planet when the Lakers won. Shaq was ranked 1,1&2 in Player Efficiency for their three titles. He was the best player in the league, Kobe was somewhere in the top 8, and the rest of that team was cold trash with great seats. Shaq…

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

This guy (that you’re replying to) toes the fine line between moron, troll, and garbage human anytime a crash video surfaces. He, being almighty king of everything driving, believes that anyone who crashes is at fault for not doing something he would have done (in his infinite wisdom).

Just in case anyone thinks that Motorcycle rider was going ot fast or had “plenty of time” to slow down....