Boomers say millenials need trophies to feel adequate, when it was the boomers that created job titles to accomplish the same thing.

H.R. is composed of the people with all the vitriol and callous disregard for humanity as the lawyers at the top, but with not enough brains to go to law school, which makes them all the more venomous.

Have you considered hiring a donut consultant to optimize your short and long-term snacking strategy?

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

For those at work, I have the transcript: