You cannot, because FCA has no money or vision, but Ford does.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Crack Pipe 1. Clearly  they read jalopnik.

It saved my life. Speak for yourself.

Your *You’re probably technically right.

I just love imagining the thought process that got him around thinking about how all these posts and articles got written and why, and somehow he was the first one who thought of actually going there to do something about it.

I used to think I’d say yes to something like this and that reliability can’t be THAT bad! Then I watched this episode of Wheeler Dealers below! Yeh, plastic cogs in the throttle body is a ridiculous failure and expensive too. So nope I wouldn’t touch one.

Even cheap ones are great if they were serviced once in a while. I got my turd from a friend for $350. I daily it now.

YEAH!!!

He’ll be sleeping with the Fishbeds tonight.

A Jalop around here just means a member of the community, not an employee necessarily.

You shouldn’t ingest freezers.

Someone please send him a copy of this book....

I just can’t buy this story. After all, everyone knows that there’s...

Wait, so somebody tried to return a Note 7, which has just been recalled, for another Note 7? Did he think these new, non-combustible phones would just magically appear out of thin air?

“See honey, I finally put it for sale. Happy?”

oh my god fucking enough. Take it to Gawker, or reddit, or anywhere that gives a fuck about politics. This is Jalopnik.

You’re not clever, you’re not cute, you’re not poignant, you’re just another annoying mouthbreather who doesn’t actually have anything to contribute to the discussion. Nobody here gives a fuck who…

I got no pun, but I usually find Fed Ex truck drivers to be quite careful, unlike many others. I’m surprised that one was involved here.

Obviously, SOMEBODY thought all of this was a good idea. I have deep concerns about that person.