Blind man and the elephant! Ohhh, thank you for reminding of that great fable! Beautiful reference and apropos to Saab.

Baahahaha! Sorry, I’d missed your good quip!

Don’t look now, but here comes Bubbles on his way to the metal man! Him and Johnny gonna score big tooo-night!

“But she looked over 18!”

Obligatory.

APB out for this guy and a duck.

Ah, Neil Peart’s retirement bike has arrived!

They should get this weirdo to do it.

‘That reporting, that’s some truly shameful shit right there.’

Catastrophic and sudden unbundling of a large appliance. From the local scene evening news, apparently the rods securing the spinning death drum may come loose from the frame and tear the machine apart in an instant - not so much a fire explosion, but more the mechanical type.

Translations: ...you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fffffart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

SPLRALRTS: Agree, enjoy it so far. That Mike backstory episode was rich, max-Gilligan detail and hijinks.

The play - filling the holes in our narrative: the audience is not yet in on Mike’s plans as the .38 Special song, ‘Hold On Loosely...” fades into our audio-consciousness from the bar’s juke box - we don’t yet know…

Needing that MAD Magazine ‘snort’ somwhere in here. Found it.

Tomorrow’s Kinja Gold Box deals are as follows...

A piece of string and a globe never fails to demonstrate world travel. Those flat maps in school ought to be banished to 2nd status to globes. And a switch to the Peters Projection wouldn’t hurt either (tho ‘Brigadoon’ will still only show up once a year!)

The Boeing Presidential 747 (VC-25As) are a beautiful marriage of function. I’ve spent a great deal of time with the aircraft(s) and they deserve some clarification here.

The 22-lb ‘Grand Homarus Americanus’ expired shortly after being released back in to the wild by a pair of well-meaning ‘ChathamBarsInnus Americanus Ignoramous’.

Well I’m certain a man of his means could find an alternative way in which to obtain the Mercedes. But it’ll have to have a sunroof...

This one morning, my valet had laid out mismatched socks for me. It was only then it was discovered he had previously stolen items from a former employer and made passes at the stable boys.

Always loved the MSP gumball machines and the cool STOP hood signs. When in conjunction with that great, ‘super-trooper’ blue paint, one could easily spot an MSP trooper, even in rearview mirror or in any median turn-about, from over a mile away. Your attention always immediately drawn to the unmistakable car with its…