But when replacing a burnt out taillight involves “learning to code”, something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

Funny enough, I was in a real-life scenario that’s probably about as close to Torch’s scenario as possible...and an SUV is exactly where I went to for safety.

I’m starting to think Cybertruck is the only right answer here. Pointy top that will hopefully hurt the monster and make it look at you the same way we look at Legos when we are bare foot.

No you didn't

I am sure it will be like this

They follow the law.  I don’t like it either but why would they pay extra than required?

I think with George Conway it may be more personal but I agree with you.

I actually learned to type on a typewriter and that was HAMMERED into us. So weird how shit changes. And how most of us adapt. 

I’m sorry that you feel marginalized by pet owners.

The fact that it’s 2019 and we have a 77 year old quiet racist dude who failed three times over the past 30 years, running on a campaign nicknamed “NO MALARKEY” should be reason enough to cancel him from everything except a private life. But never underestimate America’s unconditional love for white men no matter how…

tl;dr - people who don’t understand how technology works lose their sh*t when they achieve a minimal understanding of how technology works.

Beyond a certain point, it starts to become unusual. It’s not odd to keep cash at home, but if I said I kept $10 million in paper money in my house, that would seem weird, would it not?

$66M on any one group of items is too much. $66M on houses, cars, doesn’t matter. If you’ve got $66M to drop of jewelry you’ve got 50x that to donate   

“Entomologists who study cockroaches often become allergic to them. At the same time, they become allergic to most brands of pre-ground coffee.”

Imagining the "million" moms' glee turning into disappointment and rage makes me feel all warm and tingly inside 

She kept talking about how much she loved Mr. T, but everyone got confused.  I pity her, the fool

Huawei

Wow this teenage girl really scares you and upsets your delicate sensibilities doesn’t she?

She is not, actually, jetting around the world.