Beyond a certain point, it starts to become unusual. It’s not odd to keep cash at home, but if I said I kept $10 million in paper money in my house, that would seem weird, would it not?

$66M on any one group of items is too much. $66M on houses, cars, doesn’t matter. If you’ve got $66M to drop of jewelry you’ve got 50x that to donate   

“Entomologists who study cockroaches often become allergic to them. At the same time, they become allergic to most brands of pre-ground coffee.”

Imagining the "million" moms' glee turning into disappointment and rage makes me feel all warm and tingly inside 

She kept talking about how much she loved Mr. T, but everyone got confused.  I pity her, the fool

Huawei

Call One Million Moms what it is. A hate group 

The Republican Party has discovered, and has for the last decade ruthlessly exploited, the heuristic that people who only dimly pay attention to politics mistake “bipartisan” for “good”. In normal circumstances, it’s not necessarily a bad heuristic; the assumption is, look, they’ve got their opinion, and you’ve got…

I’m starting to like that thing. Seriously.

The allowance from his mommy, maybe. But the one from the British tax payer will be cut if he’s no longer a working royal.

Im going to say something controversial. Aston Martin cars aren't pretty. Theyre boring. The reason being they made 1 really pretty body 15 years ago and havent really changed it since. Honestly, it's very hard to tell the difference between them unless your an expert. And when your charging 100k+ for a car, it had…

CNN reports that India’s National Crime Records Bureau reported 32,000 rapes in 2017, a number that is likely much higher given the stigma (and even danger) faced by those who report.

I agree. It was a poor choice, but her statement actually didn’t have anything to do with commenting on Barron as a child of the president. She stated a fact: He can NAME him Barron, but he can’t MAKE him a baron. This statement is 100% true.

I saw one on Craiglist list recently. $4300, he knows what he has

That makes sense. I had assumed as much, but didn’t care enough to Lougle it.

My theory is that since the majority of people are right handed they're going for accidental clicks from people scrolling on mobile.

I can’t understand why someone wouldn’t want a subscription to it.

They should have a segment called “Ow! My Balls!”

Good timing for this post. I recently was told by a friend that I have a habit of speaking too soon and I interrupt people. I kind of known about this for years but I’m trying to fix it.