Yeah, WTF? Did he steal something and he’s hiding it in his coat?

And Broomball

The suspension will give them more time to organize and protest

Disgraceful

Were the police dogs there to *sniff* out the farters?

Was there another farter on the grassy knoll?

Like Richard Simmons shorts?

The “queen” looks plastered

How easy is it to make your own ammo?

No, I disagree. She gave him a thoughtful gift. His reaction to it is shit.

Sounds like something my mom would do. She has major problems with gift giving and receiving. Surely a symptom of something deeper.

Ingraham should just use that clip for the opening of her show and get it over with

Girl should have burned that bitch with her curling iron

Don’t forget Megan Kelly and Ann Coulter

Baio has a speaking engagement at a middle school

I have to show my ID and sign a paper to buy syringes for my diabetic dog to get her insulin. Even then, the pharmacist looks at me like I’m about to commit a crime. But an AR-15? No problem!

The story about Julia made me smile...I just LOVE her! And cancer, FUCK off!!!

When I first looked for the sperm, I thought it was supposed to be the BIG yellow thing on the left side of Obama’s forehead. My first thought was, it’s not hidden very well!

Pence had to cover Mother’s eyes

Blades of Glory is a great movie!