You win at life...

It takes a niche-vehicle-obsessing village.

Because CUVs are like the worst characteristics of both cars and SUVs with none of the benefits of either. They’re big and bulky, but so overstyled that all of the swoopy lines just cut down on interior space, so you don’t have much more space than a regular car or wagon. They have a higher centre of gravity but no…

I’m thinking 70's Eldorado convertible. Plenty of those around for around $7k. Sure they guzzle gas, but if you’re only going 30 miles a week, who cares? Drive in style, and you can put all your beach gear in the trunk and still have room for two dead bodies.

The correct answer is insane technical death metal.

They are nice as well, especially the XR7s. I was really close to buying one as my first car.

I’ll second that, but also add in a preference for the ‘83-’88 Cougar. Gorgeous cars.

That’s not a bug, that’s a feature.

Ugh... Tell Dave Chappelle to drop his whole act too while your at it. Light-hearted racial jabbing is fine, people need to be able to laugh at themselves. Do I get offended when someone tells me white people can’t dance? No, I chuckle and say “nope, I can’t” . Do I assume they are talking about every single white…

Hey, I think you’ve got something massive stuck up your butt. You might be more comfortable if you pulled it out. That or eat a snickers.

The internet is funny like that. When I used to frequent fitness sites, a new dad with a baby in a chest-carrier doing a pullup would receive the fury of all the internets. However, a 9-month pregnant woman doing handstand pushups is so empowering! You go, girl! Dad, I'm calling the cops.

Huh. We’re different people then. Anytime people dress up old timey and show big guns around, I get excited.

Fuck you.

oh good it just blew up facebook.... i was worried it might have been something important

Wish Facebook would die.

FRONT!!! anyone that chooses back is a freak!

Actually there was a 351 cleveland, then a 400 based off the cleveland. Then a 351M based off the 400 that was based off the 351C which ended up replacing the 351C. Also Ford actually never called any engine a big or small block, but rather had engine “families”

Go with option 1 with a McLaren F1, or heck a 250 GTO. Sell the car to a collector who will put it in a museum and never drive it, thus keeping your life nice and long. Buy another F1 or P1 (whose use isn’t tied with your life force) with the proceeds and drive it until it falls apart, or the world runs out of petrol.

No one is saying they deserved to die. Everyone is saying that the actions of the girls directly caused their deaths. Not because of the inactions of the police.