I’d rather go to the Banana museum and get a monkey’s tail.

Put it in H!

Go load a carseat and keep a 3-7yo kid buckled in a 3rd row “Not a minivan” crossover. Holy heck. I have a easier time in a 2+2 with two car seats because I can reach the seats from the front. You can’t do that in you HOA assault “not a minivan” vehicle. You are going to have to crawl back there to buckle/unbuckle and…

Naut there.

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign,

“The eggs are preserved with sodium benzoate.”

Just don’t shoot at the thermonuclear weapon.

I played that too but we actually would touch bumpers driving around in an underpowered fox body Mustang and a matching Capri

I really liked the first State of Decay game. Kind of janky, but I liked the open-ended nature of it. 

You are in effect invoking magic. “This is what we do: A => magic => B”.

To those not in the know, In-N-Out does not open a location that their refrigerated trucks can not get to in one day. So “island” locations are an impossibility. They will slowly creep across the country if they ever make it to the east coast.

Bad pizza is like bad sex. 

Seriously, though, how could they not have foreseen this? EVERYONE loves shrimp. That’s why it’s always part of the kiddie menu at any seafood (and even some non-seafood) restaurants. That’s why fancy places charge extra to top your filet with some kind of shrimp cream sauce. A live shrimp will bait the smallest…

Lyle Lanley could not be reached for comment.

Whoa, what’s with the first gen Durango hate? They can be great; the problem here is the butchering, not the starting point of the vehicle.

Hey, dumbfuck, school lunches were always shit.

What he was doing wouldn’t be legal in any of the places splitting is permitted.

There is a reason lane splitting is illegal in 49 of 50 states. It’s seriously dangerous.

Anybody remember “Best of Times”?