Don’t know how you can do justice to it .

I’d rather go to the Banana museum and get a monkey’s tail.

Google needs to completely dismantle the way SEO works, if not completely abandon it.

They should also remove Pinterest from image search results by default.

Put it in H!

I’m pretty sure Tom Baker IS the doctor. At least in every interview with him he doesn’t seem to act like he’s playing a role.

There is no greater fool than one who believes he cannot be fooled.

Evil Dead Rise was as close to the perfect Horror Comedy balance as we’ve gotten since ED2. I think it could have used a little more goofiness but, as a whole, it pretty much nailed the recipe. The scares were dark and mean but just over the edge of absurdity where everything has a comedic edge and nothing is taken…

Go load a carseat and keep a 3-7yo kid buckled in a 3rd row “Not a minivan” crossover. Holy heck. I have a easier time in a 2+2 with two car seats because I can reach the seats from the front. You can’t do that in you HOA assault “not a minivan” vehicle. You are going to have to crawl back there to buckle/unbuckle and…

Naut there.

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign,

“The eggs are preserved with sodium benzoate.”

Just don’t shoot at the thermonuclear weapon.

I played that too but we actually would touch bumpers driving around in an underpowered fox body Mustang and a matching Capri

But she has the eyes of an herbivore going for her.

I really liked the first State of Decay game. Kind of janky, but I liked the open-ended nature of it. 

You are in effect invoking magic. “This is what we do: A => magic => B”.

“I’ve seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker. This guy fucking walks. I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life!"

Anybody remember “Best of Times”?