I came across some of my old ones a few years ago.  I cleaned out the motors and got them running - one of them was a Mack Truck version that had a trailer.

Fear due to lack of knowledge?

Well, I don’t have and won’t ever have a cybertruck, but I did drive a 1967 Plymouth Fury. And one of the most important criteria I had for finding a place to live was that it had to fit in the garage.

pshaww...none of these are faster than “my buddy’s Camaro back in high school”

I think it would be amazing for the government to put their money where their mouth is and commit to having all electric vehicles in their various fleets - from postal vehicles, to government-issued sedans for random DoD workers.

My Dad had no issues fitting in his - he was 6'.  He had a 1983 which was his practical mid-life crisis car.

A lot of these you have to take with a grain of salt because they are specifically from one-off experiences driving a beat-to-hell, who knows when it last had any maintenance, and/or under-powered rental version.

I loved that limerick

It should be like Myspace - everyone gets to pick their own music to subject people to.

This post needed a SPOILER warning

And he died from MRSA....

15 years ago, we had people in the Magnum owners groups adding 3rd/rear facing seats in the back.

The idea of pulling a truck over to measure the height differential of the bumpers reminds me of my brother’s tactic.

Have to wonder if there was any differentiation between “loud” cars and obnoxious cars. I love the lope of a big cam, but hate the fart can exhausts.

So, basically in the far right lane in California.

When picking which color for the Magnum I was ordering back in 2005, I was deciding between bright silver, mineral gray, and magnesium pearl.

We used them a few times during COVID, but quickly realized it was terrible for everyone but the delivery company.

This jingle has lived rent-free in my head for 41 years.

I was referencing the remake ;)

Only thing I remember from that horrific Vanishing Point remake.