I miss brushing my teeth way more than I should, and it's probably because my methods of coping with depression are pretending I don't have it until I spend two days in bed crying. BUT if I'm seeing my girlfriend I'm absolutely gonna brush! She deserves at least that if she's willing to kiss me.

Your move, guns-in-schools-politicians. If you’re not willing to blast yourself in the face with your solution, is it even a solution?

Aaron said that “at the request of the FBI,” Reinking’s firearm authorization was revoked and local police seized four of his guns, which they later returned to Reinking’s father. Reinking’s father has “acknowledged” that he gave the guns back to his son, according to Aaron.

Please, all the Trump men are on the bottom and make the women do all the work. We know this is true. Fucking entitled lazy assholes.

Was the stranger not that attractive or something?

I think mocking Melania, in general, is fine. The only Trump who should escape mockery is her son. She married a monster (who would bar people like her and her family from this country), and his sexual thuggery may trigger a constitutional crisis. Asking her to weigh in isn’t fine—it would be journalistic malpractice…

I love all these “High Character” football coaches. Who makes a bigger deal out of the character and fortitude they demand from their football players than Schiano? “I want Schiano-men, small petulant men who bully when leading and turn coward at the first sign of difficulty.” Angle shooting about how much he knew at…

It takes a special kind of despicable to start smearing survivors of a extremely traumatic happening just so you can keep the discussion away from limiting gun rights. It’s even sadder this is the status quo right now. Are they actively searching for deplorables like this? Like “Have 5 years of political experience.…

Meanwhile, the campaign is already underway to try smear the kids as crisis actors.

It reminds me of Columbine and how Eric Harris was reported to the police and school administration multiple times for threatening people and posting about pipe bombs online, but the police never followed up on it.

Change parties to Democrat.

Jeff Triplette is not the reason the Chiefs lost yesterday, but good god did he give it the old “one for the gipper” try.

The quotes attributed to Bannon were refuted by Bannon as “out of context” but it didn’t stop Trump from unloading on Bannon. The fact that Trump lashed out that way lends credibility to the quotes, and the fact that Breitbart published the stories all day without refutation from Bannon tells me that the quotes are…

I’m personally horrified to say that I have resolved myself to this possibility. If it comes, I will be mournfully ready.

Thank you! My parents, married in 1971, got the avocado-colored set as a wedding present. By 1980 fondue was pretty much over.

I like how conservative outlets both claim to be “fair and balanced” purveyors of the news, and reserve the right to fire anyone who doesn’t hold their same exact opinions.

I absolutely love “The Other Guys.” After watching it and the closing credits a dozen times, I felt like “The Big Short” was almost a sequel, a very natural progression from one to the next. I’m interested in his take.

"We now consider this matter closed."