This headline is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says Manafort. And Manafort is spelt wrong.

the president insisted that Manafort had “nothing to do with our campaign,” having worked for him for “what, 49 days or something?”

Kim tough: Murder your bro and your uncle.

Yeah, at this point I don’t know if red hats can ever make a comeback.

But will he flip before the midterms, or does he still think he can beat the money laundering charges?

Choosing which quotes to print, and how to print them, is subjective.

Thoughts and prayers.

again, “the news” is subjective

Fuck Evangelicals. All day erry day.

“Mr. Attorney General Keebler Elf, how about Obamacare? Isn’t that the law of the land? Shouldn’t we respect and obey it?”

Uhh...this article is about splitting up families. There’s nothing about crossing the border unlawfully being a crime that necessitates them taking children away from their parents. Also, many of the people this is happening to are NOT crossing illegally, but are seeking asylum at the border, which is very much…

Karem: It’s not about that! It’s about you answering the question, Sarah. Honestly, answer the question. It’s a serious question. These people have nothing, they come to the border with nothing, and you throw children in cages. You’re a parent! You’re a parent of young children. Don’t you have any empathy for what…

Yes, I shop there too!

“That’s not what I said [...] Please don’t take my words out of context”

Remember when the center to center left media came to the rescue for SHS after one of the most innocuous jokes. Fuck all these people.

Pickledgarlick is a poop face whose face is made of poop and who likes to like his lips to taste the poop that his face is made out of.

Yes, I will continue to talk to and take history lessons from the person making a thinly veiled hate crime threat.

The tactics espoused by it’s practitioners is the best recruiting tool the Right has.