The fact the organ music kept on playing is the best part.

The mere fact he went on Faux Trumpian “news” should disqualify him from being a judge at all, anywhere.

So true, most cops I’ve met are real dummies. If they weren’t cops they’d be parking lot booth attendants, or tow truck drivers. Yet forces all over the country want to give power and a gun to idiots. 

“ after she caught him naked from the waist downengaging in phone sex with an unknown person.”

Start drinking!

Because just before we all heard the name Kavanaugh, things were just peachy!

Trump calls from a private number.

I went to a college that had a fairly active greek society culture. While I never pledged or joined a frat (I played hockey, that was all the club/fraternity I needed) I attended a few frat parties along the way.

Joe Biden has a purdy mouth!

Piece of shit proves once again he’s a piece of shit!

I was going to say, Bieber just looks like he smells bad now and sleeps in a van. 

I remember when I was 12 and stole a chocolate bar from a local convenience store. I’m not proud of it, but boy did I learn my leson when I was subjected to 12 hour of intense interrogation by the CIA as a result of my actions.

“That man has committed a crime. Are you telling me that you would expect every person who is a victim of that crime to report it to the police?”

“shit” for brains was omitted too.

I applied for a Kavanaugh internship, I was told I’d probably really “ugo” the place up and was not picked. 

“Just where was Michael Skakel around this time?” - Fox and Friends and every other dipshit that is trying to cover for this attempted rapist clown

The light tap on the shoulder at the very end that makes him go down like a sack of bricks made me lose just as my boss walked by.

Nah, all Ben was thinking was,

It’s too bad he didn’t make his ageist sexual assault joke while pulling a loaded gun. That would have been the most white guy republican from South Carolina thing to do.

What gets me is, I’m a straight guy who has no problem at all telling friends if I think a guy is good looking or not. Like if I’m out with a female friend and I say, “That guy there looks pretty hansom”, stuff like that. Yet I apparently have no idea what is good looking in a male according to my female friends.