This is America’s problem.

It really comes down to how beloved a figure and dominant an athlete Drake’s underage girlfriend is.

While eating wings!

Ah, the study of nothing!

“Kristjen Nielsen just told me about internet fishing, scary stuff.”

“Many people, important people.”

Should I not have let my alligator of his leash and out of the yard? Was that bad?

Funny gif aside, are there not more contoured adult diapers that wouldn’t bunch up like that?

Bravo!

Ja-Rule is barely the Ja-Rule of rap. 

“Jeff Sessions is a fine bigot from the standpoint of racism.”  - Donald Trump

“Jeff Sessions is a fine bigot from the standpoint of racism.”  - Donald Trump

No food stamp program in Canada.

I honestly thought the passenger, Arlene was being level headed and calm. Once Deltabecky realized she was being filmed her reaction was that of someone who knows they’ve fucked up.

This joke was one of the funniest from the standpoint of humor. 

Looks like fatass just got a chemical peel. 

You know after Stormy’s description he’s stuffing his pants, just look at the banner picture. 

You can’t spell slaughtered without laughter!

“Nobody does hurricanes better than me.” - Donald Trump

That is a good question.