I hope this message sinks in, but something tells me Eddie Lacy is going to take everything McCarthy says with a grain of salt, a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi, two pounds of mashed potatoes, a side of fried cheese curds, an entire banana cream pie, and a couple of bite sized Snickers bars, in case he gets hungry later in…

I hope your computer starts you on fire.

Yeah, that’s pretty much what the article said.