My boyfriend and I both call my vagina a vagina.

Oh dear god. I had to stop when my coworker saw my face and asked me if I was watching a snuff film.

Honestly, this is so predictable. I knew this was coming. There are so many blogs that are dedicated to fetishizing the Columbine shooters, and murderers in general. The moral of the story is people LOVE attention.

Also I found this: Myths about Birth Control http://voices.yahoo.com/6-common-myths-birth-control-pills-9112997.html

Interesting. I guess the fact that you can supposedly get pregnant again within a few days of stopping the pill is also reassuring that it's not doing anything irreversible.

Y!

"You know who else is 26 and Catholic? Lindsay Lohan."

Wait, so - if I wanted to skip my period indefinitely (I assume using the IUD method), will this have any effect on being able to have a kid later? I.e. will it be harder for my body to be back in a state that is optimal for getting pregnant? I actually wonder about this with regular birth control, too.

Oh, and whistling.

This.

Interruptions. I can't stand when I'm focused on designing something and someone ducks into view with, "HEY can you just make a TINY little change on..." and of course it turns out to be an hour-long fix.

For some reason when I read "Pussy Riot" it made me imagine my crazy aunt (who is very Russian) yelling "POOSY RHYIEEEEHT!" in a deep, gargly voice with a thick slavic accent.

Really, this sums it up. I love all of you.

How does a reformed sex addict engage in a healthy sexual relationship with someone after the fact?

Shrug. You know what I meant.

"Oh my GAHD, did yeh seh Claudia's new Swarovski rape whestle? Sheh looks ameeeeehhhhzeeeeeeeeeeng."

I guess in their defense the other issue features a woman's vagina that is partially covered by her thighs, and the second one is small and quite far away, but yes, I guess this cover sets things... straight?

Same. Not that I was expecting a total video ho but I was pleasantly surprised.

I love this couple.

Yeah, and it's pretty great. It's all "don't be fooled by the rocks that I got." It's focused on being back to the basics. Apparently they had some super expert analyze and re-up the interface. And they've done things like create a bunch of settings (i.e. Auto corrections) based on tons of data (e.g. having a few…