Some people! The Law!

I think it's fine. Who cares?

Agreed. I found it funny for a bit but then it just got kind of aggressive and a little spastic, which seems to happen with a lot of the more sarcastic articles on here. More ragey, somehow.

Amazing.

Ah, my awkward childhood: the many times my mom walked on on me forcing my barbies to get naked and hump.

Plain black $20 flats. I wear plain black or white everything.

This.

I work at an ad agency.

OR maybe they could refuse the sexist terms of the office environment, stop dressing to impress men, and just do their jobs really fucking well? That kind of thing gets noticed, too, and if they're applying at places where it doesn't - why would any fair, intelligent person ever want to work there?

I wear pants with flats to work every single day, yet I remain highly respected and involved at my office - an otherwise entirely male environment.

Since I was a little girl I have always secretly wanted a nose job! It's literally the only thing that bothers me about my appearance. I am so fixated on it, it will just never be one of those things I can triumph with confidence.

Same!

This will sound weird but have you tried an auburn-toned lip liner? I swear for so many brands they are the exact same formula.

I think maybe you should have emailed this instead of posting your personal information (full name, address, phone number) in a very public comment section.

"I rest assured that he's making a life with me and just making splooge to them." Great quote.

Yeah, that makes sense. If you read below you'll see I posted earlier about how I actually like watching porn, but I nonetheless somehow feel insecure about him watching it. This is especially because he mostly watches naturally pretty, real-looking babes. They feel more tangible, somehow, because they actually exist.…

I wish I could cultivate this attitude more consistently, but I get too insecure in the fact that he's basically just sitting there watching other naked, attractive girls getting it on.

I guess fundamentally it just bothers me that he's looking at more 'realistic' girls because it's intimidating that he openly finds these kinds of girls attractive. They seem more tangible, more within reach somehow. As if him looking and masturbating to pretty averagely beautiful young women (vs cheap-looking porno…

Sorry, can you clarify what you mean by "You KNOW how you feel, but not how he feels?" Is this referring to the relationship or about watching porn?

Definitely agree. I'm into some pretty raunchy stuff, and by comparison my boyfriend watches a super tame selection of hetero stuff, e.g. conventionally hot babes deep-throating or the occasional pair of lesbians.