It is crazy ridiculous how cheap they are, and I thank goodness I don't have a thing for them - otherwise I'd be a fat fuck for sure. I'd say here in Austin they're closer to 25¢ a piece and are fresh for approximately 45 seconds after purchase.

Who is eating all the Mexican Pastries?: a very special Deadspin investigation.

Or something

Go in a Mexican bakery sometime and think about how that’s ONE DAY’S WORTH!

Coherent and rational. 10/10 would read again

Nor does your post.

You're right, my emphasis was intended for the equality of the sides, not their number.

3 or 4 EQUAL sides. This is a beerangle.

You mean East 6th St. West 6th St is for tourists and frat bros on the prowl.

You got me by one minute you magnificent bastard.

Simpsons did it

So that’s what we’re going with then? A replay of a mobbed pitch and a few close ups of some obviously confused players and officials? Not the historic stoppage time goal, nor the four that proceeded it?

No one was “decked.” I thought we’ve been through this.

You're a day early on this one Tom.

Yup. We called it Jump 21.

Please don't forget Stoke. That's where my $100 will be going.

I promise I’m not mad. I’m attempting to educate through snark and tough love with a side attempt at humor. I did not research nor prepare before my initial comment, i just read something so hilariously wrong about something I have a good amount of knowledge about I felt compelled to respond. It's all love bruh.

Get your facts and science outta here

My six year-old demands Boom Bap on our commutes quite often. His favorite band is Beastie Boys, and Rakim his favorite rapper. “Melted microphones instead of cones of ice cream” taught him what metaphor was. I think you have a limited view of what hip hop is. I bet you like Guru.