Bill Worrell is an under-appreciated gem, and Houston fans have been lucky to have him for 30+ years. He's always had a great balance of homerism and objectivity.

Climbing the wall to rob a home run was the highlight of my childhood.

That thud though.

I haven't the time to examine footage, but we use it as an "indicator" and always assumed that's what Manning does. It's the NUMBER of times he says it is that's of import. "OMAHA!" is one signal, whereas "OMAHA! OMAHA!" is another. Saying it once being "On one." With twice being "On two." (And of course, once the…

I understand numbers are hard, but when did TEN people get elected under the current system?

All. The. Stars.

Sometimes announcers aren't very clear on the rules of football.

We could've avoided all that drama had Marshan Lynch just layed down rather than go in the end zone. The ONLY way the Saints have a chance at the end of the game is if Seattle scores exactly when they did - so much so I thought Payton told the defense to let them score after the first down catch until I saw the…

Banana peppers and pickled okra make fine garnishes as well.

Who the fuck signs their comments? Seriously, WHO?!?!?!?!

Thanks?

This guy disagrees.

the game would be the first opportunity for a U.S. network television audience to get a glimpse of the Eskimos' sensational quarterback: future Hall of Famer Warren Moon
I guess forgetting the 1978 Rose Bowl happened puts you in the company of every NFL GM 1979-84

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"But to do that, we'd have to have to file for him to have an opportunity for a hearing,"
"I'm proud of the board for handling this situation as quick as they did..."
Said the president of a WRITERS association.

Look, I know the jokes were simple and the premise basic, but YOU try writing 80 episodes with Shannon Tweed and OJ Simpson as leads.

Don't sleep on Badger and Skinny Pete in their matching skullies next to him.

Exactly what I came to say. How the fuck is the DC responsible for blitzes not staying in their lanes, pro bowl safeties whiffing tackles, and DBs getting trucked in the open field? Should've been a two yard gain.

Also the three year (and a day) anniversary of that albino pygmy mole Tom Hammond cementing his place as THE WORST play by play guy in football.

If there was a Hot Sports Takes HOF, you'd be a unanimous 1st ballot entrant.