I've had a long day, and this is so dumb I can't stop giggling at it. 

Oh good, here comes the start of an obnoxious thread of puns.

I received the same email last night and immediately went to PayPal and stopped automatic payments. This morning I woke up to the below email from MP telling me that they weren’t able to charge my account. Ya, no shit you shady fucks!!

Like the changing of the leaves in fall, something about seeing the first WYTS article each year gives me a feeling of nostalgia and warmth. 

Um, this comment deserves stars people.

Would it really be that shocking to find out he is one? Everything is possible with these fucking fascists.

I would have gone with ‘ok, it’s equivalent to 20.4 million Donald Trumps.’

My Pillow has an F grade from the BBB.

My Pillow has an F grade from the BBB.

Office is near i70 and Pena and around 4 today I was for the first time considering where the best place to go would be if a tornado was about to hit. It got pretty nutty out there for a few minutes.

This must be your first visit to the Interwebs! Welcome, stranger!

Now I’m not one of those fancy pants, big city, high falutin like lawyers, but wouldn’t all rape be forcible?

Uhhh your disclaimer is sarcasm right? You’re off by a few orders of magnitude on the age of the lake.

Do you have a bush probably? Or...

I’m sorry but nothing can ever live up to “Horton, here’s a poo!”

You know Pluto’s still not going to sleep with you, right?

You know Pluto’s still not going to sleep with you, right?

The only explanation has to be this woman recently moved from Florida where feces tossing is roundly accepted.

Amen!

By the way, with the company shutting down where exactly is all that personal identifying data that they scraped ending up? I have a funny feeling that it’s much too valuable to simply be wiped out.

Looks like a common monsoon season afternoon sky out here along the front range of the Rockies.