I've had a long day, and this is so dumb I can't stop giggling at it. 

Oh good, here comes the start of an obnoxious thread of puns.

Like the changing of the leaves in fall, something about seeing the first WYTS article each year gives me a feeling of nostalgia and warmth. 

Um, this comment deserves stars people.

My Pillow has an F grade from the BBB.

My Pillow has an F grade from the BBB.

Office is near i70 and Pena and around 4 today I was for the first time considering where the best place to go would be if a tornado was about to hit. It got pretty nutty out there for a few minutes.

This must be your first visit to the Interwebs! Welcome, stranger!

Now I’m not one of those fancy pants, big city, high falutin like lawyers, but wouldn’t all rape be forcible?

Do you have a bush probably? Or...

I’m sorry but nothing can ever live up to “Horton, here’s a poo!”

The only explanation has to be this woman recently moved from Florida where feces tossing is roundly accepted.

My biggest takeaway from this is that Paul Stastny still exists!

I would highly recommend giving the show a shot. There is nothing about it that comes across as pompous and elite. In fact quite the opposite. I find it endearing and very inspiring. You can tell this guy just wants people to get out, reconnect with other humans and enjoy what the world has to offer.

I don’t get it.

While this is true, let’s not forget that some guys have all the pain.

+1

Actually the early Aughts were pretty sweet for a while.

A whole lot of spending money?

And a healthy glow.

Oh I have no allusions to the term ‘tank’. If you’re tanking you are putting effort into losing for the expressed purpose of getting as high up on the draft board as possible.