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CO-CO-CO-CO-CO-CO-COCAAAIIIIINNNEE!

Do you have a bush probably? Orrr....

My days with Noro will never leave me, forever haunt me to the grave. The most frightening phase was Pre-evacuation. Muscles locking and freezing into place while in the shower, I’m panic-stricken imagining what illness had befallen me, falling to my knees in the tub. My hands have no feeling save the tingly numby

I didn’t laugh at any of the Deadspin staff’s entries, this one had me cracking up. Kudos to you Lou!

Counterpoint: Fuck Phil Kessel.

FUCK YOU... Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2024 PUSSIEESS@!!

Or the 95% of population who don’t care about hockey will continue living their lives as if nothing important happened.

Not completely far-fetched... this was taken a few weeks ago at Steveo’s Tacos in a shit-heel town called Derby about 20 minutes south of Buffalo.

Too many concerts to count, but the one I really remember where I thought to myself I’m doing some hardcore damage was Reverend Horton Heat in a tiny venue standing next to the 12 foot bank of speakers. Really praying for this tech to be readily available in the next 20 years or so!

You’re not fooling anyone with that kinja name, Phil.

Wowwwwwww awesome job, love the drum and fifes bit

The perfect match made in hell.

OMG as a resident of Colorado please don’t leave us out! Come on man, we’ve got weed, lots of it!!

I imagine there may be just a light touch of internal pressure..

TBF to Mr. Redford, his boss did just have an OTR meeting with Trump only a couple days ago supposedly to discuss this sort of reporting..

It was just attempting to auto-correct to the closest name that begins with ‘Ty’.. it knew you obviously weren’t trying to type in the name ‘Tycody’.

I know this is kind of pedantic but I have never been under the impression that Jim Henson did NOT do a lot of fucking acid.

That low hanging fruit can be mighty delicious!

Is it cheating when you’re caught with a blow-up doll? I wouldn’t think so, but in either scenario, your significant other is heading straight for ze hills!