My days with Noro will never leave me, forever haunt me to the grave. The most frightening phase was Pre-evacuation. Muscles locking and freezing into place while in the shower, I’m panic-stricken imagining what illness had befallen me, falling to my knees in the tub. My hands have no feeling save the tingly numby…

I didn’t laugh at any of the Deadspin staff’s entries, this one had me cracking up. Kudos to you Lou!

Doug Whaley: Hold my Genny Cream Ale!

Counterpoint: Fuck Phil Kessel.

FUCK YOU... Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2024 PUSSIEESS@!!

Or the 95% of population who don’t care about hockey will continue living their lives as if nothing important happened.

Not completely far-fetched... this was taken a few weeks ago at Steveo’s Tacos in a shit-heel town called Derby about 20 minutes south of Buffalo.

You’re not fooling anyone with that kinja name, Phil.

The perfect match made in hell.

OMG as a resident of Colorado please don’t leave us out! Come on man, we’ve got weed, lots of it!!

I imagine there may be just a light touch of internal pressure..

TBF to Mr. Redford, his boss did just have an OTR meeting with Trump only a couple days ago supposedly to discuss this sort of reporting..

It was just attempting to auto-correct to the closest name that begins with ‘Ty’.. it knew you obviously weren’t trying to type in the name ‘Tycody’.

That low hanging fruit can be mighty delicious!

A plate of beef on weck and a jug of Julio Gallo to wash it down. What’s so unbelievable?

It’s not a report without the new coversheet.

If we’re keeping tabs, I read this.

Who are you and what have you done with burneko?

Tullamore Dew is delicious, but I have a dull American palette so whatevs.

Whatever happened to just showing us how to make the fucking best goddamned mac & cheese, or how to scramble eggs properly?