“Perhaps, if you have a white parent or grandparent over 60, this sounds familiar?”

JEEBUS!!! NEVER NEVER NEVER put anything on your lens. You are guaranteed to screw it up. If you have to smear Chap Stick or Vaseline or any other substance on something, use a cheap, disposable UV or Skylight 1A filter.

um, BC bud (Canadian) is pretty effin’ awesome!