‘Fork-tail Doctor Killer’ is the best nickname ever assigned to a vehicle

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The Academy has in fact approached her several times in the last few years regarding an honorary Oscar, but she has specifically asked them—apparently more than once--not to be considered. (This factoid was in a Hollywood Reporter article last year about who might get honorary awards last fall. They wound up giving…

I have a friend who describes any kind of rock-star parking spot right outside a building as “Doris Day parking” because in her movies, she’s always seen gliding up in some huge boat to park right in front of her destination on a Manhattan street, where there is ample parking.

“she was cast in roles that she was clearly far too old to play”*

In related news, I am henceforth 29.

Probably neither. More a commentary on her career as a whole. Her earlier films were much less dependent on Day being perceived as a perpetual sweet heart virgin. Her husband and his business partner contracted her into a number of movies she didn’t want to do and squandered her money.

My Uncle was in high school during the 50s. Back then, the high school would have a celebrity pick the school’s King for a dance. Doris Day picked my uncle. I thought that was pretty neat!!

Happy Doris Day everyone, from an unrepentant Doris fanatic. Doris’ age is irrelevant, because unlike so many others, she is truly timeless. She’s outlived all her iconic leading men (Gordon MacRae, Rock Hudson, Rod Taylor, James Garner, and of course, once each: James Stewart, Cary Grant, Clark Gable, Louis Jourdan…

Go back to the States and never worry about being on Maury show.

But how do you really feel?

Nightmares. Nightmares for days.

You can use the prank that had nothing to do with me, but I did observe. One of the guys in my high school class switched history books for one night with a friend ( the friend did not know) and he used an exacto knife to cut into the binding and slipped in a musical card underneath the pages so that every time the…

Jesus, what an asshole thing to do a kid. It’s like that old Jack Handey bit about promising a kid a trip to Disneyland, driving them to an burned out warehouse and saying, “I guess Disneyland burned down!”

Here to win guys.

I have an uncle who was born just before midnight, March 31. My grandma swears she told the doctor if he was born on April 1 she wouldn’t pay him.

That’s fucked up and I am picturing the kids on the editorial board laughing about it. In my head they are all wearing blazers and loafers and look like Paul Ryan.

“Do you have the test results, Doctor?”

It’s my brother’s wedding anniversary. He married an anti-vaxxer. Does that count?