John Waters is the best.

I saw her clapback at someone who was pissed at her for being vocal against Trump. The woman said something to effect that she was going to throw her HP books away or burn them, and JKR was like, “ that’s fine. I already got your money. Byeeeeee!”

Even if I were lactose intolerant, they would need to pry my cream cheese from my cold dead hands.

skim heads

also, skim.

She probably paid more taxes these last 8 years than President Trump too, but she’s the bad one for lying...ok. We see you racist shit stains.

#NotAllMunchkins

...I’m suddenly picturing an army of tiny Trumps singing “Build The Yellow Brick Wall”.

I thought her interview about the little people being drunk was supposed to be pretty tongue in cheek.

My mom’s late best friend was Margaret Hamilton (the wicked witch of the west’s) assistant in the late 60s and 70s. She had nothing but good things to say about her. She got pregnant, outside of marriage, and her boyfriend left her. Margaret Hamilton was so supportive and treated her like a daughter when her own…

What else should I call the MG Midget? The MG Little Person? That’s kinda daft.

This might be the leader in Headlines I Want To Have Explained To Me By People Who Don’t Know Anything About The Subject Matter.

Get out of here. You know that the Munchkins are not sending their best and brightest. The Munchkins are sending rapists and criminals. They’re bringing problems with them. They’re bringing drugs, and they’re bringing crime. And a few Munchkins, I assume, are good people.

Judy Garland’s life story just contains one uplifting anecdote after another.

But will the sheets double clutch?

Breakfast cereals, home appliances, maybe Wal-Mart linen collection. Get the Dom Torreto satin sheets. “He lives life a quarter fold at a time . . . “

Nah, brah, that’s just the V-Tec kickin’ in, yo.

kids tv cartoon/show, end of year holiday special, halloween special, cable or netflix miniseries

I would like to see Trump locate Japan, Taiwan and the Philippines on a map. I get the feeling it would be like watching a toddler play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey.