Conspiracy hat activated: Marinelli’s Russan connection means this is all a ploy by Putin. California secedes, Marinelli steps in as high mucky muck and conveniently works out a defense agreement with Russia just as the US is poised for reconquest, with the threat of nukes and California swelling with Russian forces…

Worse, it doesn’t appear that this was run by the Office of Legal Council (OLC). That leaves all government agencies (federal, state, local) possibly reacting to an illegal order.

It’s not going to break off, the San Andreas fault system is, for the most part, a strike/slip fault zone. Hang on long enough (well a couple of million years) and you’ll be part of Canada.

This is what kills me. California taxes are being spent in backwards red states on people who think I should go back to Mexico (3rd generation Californian) or that I am abusing welfare or that my AfAm husband should die in the street like a dog at the hands of some cop. But whose tax dollars are supporting their…

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

Thanks, I didn’t know that.

Ah, yes, fighting the War on Christmas is just like living in Aleppo.

It really want; much of a feud, it achieved legendary status because the they made a surprise hit movie together (Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?) Crawford pulled some shit at the Oscars that year and got fired mid production from the follow up film (Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte). They never competed for roles and the…

No, it’s a floor polish...

That last one gets you extra stars! (Though arguably the others all look younger than she does).

On that note, isn’t it great and amazing that we live in a time when 70 year old actresses still thrive? Fonda, Lange, Hawn, Sarandon, Streisand, Deneuve, Close, Lohan......

One part that certainly is camp is that Lange and Sarandon are both 70ish, whereas Bette & Joan were only around 55 when they made “Baby Jane”.

First came Blanche’s pet bird, then came the rat. Jane tried to give Blanche a balanced diet.

Valerie Harper is still okay.

As a tribute everyone should break out into uncontrollable laughter at her funeral.

G’bye, Mare. I hope Chuckles is there.

Start your web browser, go into the settings menu, and find the option to ‘clear cookies’.

I had that in but pulled it because people don’t use those style drives as often now, but I once got a call that started with “the cup holder closed while my cookie was on it and now I can’t get my cookie out of my computer.”

Timberlake is a real concern for me. Not because he will win, but because I think Timberlake has a long-range plan to EGOT that goes like this:

I have a 6 and 4 year old who loooooooved Moana and are counting down the days until it is released in DVD with as much anticipation as they are the birthday of their new sibling. I’ve memorized every song on the soundtrack, including the instrumentals. What did parents do before YouTube?