What I’m holding onto right now, is that at least it will be an exciting four years. This generation will finally be able to take part in massive marches, mass acts of civil disobedience and then eventually a massive civil war, so bright side?

Ugh, everything I’ve read about that Fifty Shades phenom has me convinced that Christian would be the world’s most oppressive friend. He’s be the asshole who ignores you for three weeks and then sends you fifty texts in a row because he got depressed-drunk in some dive bar and need you to come find him.

What does that have to do with her Columbia Record Club Phono/Disc PhD degree?

Peter Thiel bought a place in DC?

They tell the Trump Team: Death threats

Maybe the former Press Room? Hope that will be large enough to accommodate all of Melania’s gear. When she’s not at Grump’s Tower in NYC, that is.

Melania relaxes in her “Special room for hair and makeup at the White House”.

Hey, Bernie Bros. Hillary $hills. Trump Deplorables. Jeb Exclamation Points! Here’s a small bit of advice that applies equally to all of you:

Sometimes when driving past a horrific auto wreck, it’s easier to get distracted by the glittering shards of glass than to focus on the tragic loss of life happening before your eyes.

It did perhaps only include 2000 of her own words though.

*pukes all over my shoes*

Donald calls it a “kazoo?”

Not sure how Ph.D.s work, but is it possible Columbia could revoke hers based on the plagiarism?

How long before it’s just going to be Ivanka on a kazoo?

Flynn said in a statement, “The NSC will miss the opportunity to have Monica Crowley as part of our team. We wish her all the best in her future.”

Every time there is an opportunity to lay bare his incompetence and fundamental indecency, and to point out the behavior rendering him unsuitable for public office, I will do it.

Yes yes yes yes. I’m trying really hard to clean up my language IRL and online, and then shit like this comes along and I start screaming “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK GODDAMMIT FUCKING TITTY SHIT DICK DICKITY DICK FUUUUUUUCK!” And then I call my mom and tell her that I love her and I’ve been a good boy. And…

And we’re all going to need to be as high as little David leaving that dentist.